RitchieWoman ([info]ritchiewoman) wrote,
@ 2004-03-11 00:23:00
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I'm worth $1,964,694.00
Cousin Barbara emailed me this website while she was trolling the superhighway at 2:30am e.s.t. She knew I'd be working so we chatted on IM.

lonebuffalob: How fucked up is this: http://www.humanforsale.com

ritchiewoman: Dude! You must get some sleep. I'm not even going to ask what you were searching for when you found that.

lonebuffalob: Seriously, I'm going to be a zombie tomorrow - just a warning.

(Cousin Barbara and I work together).

So after work, I went to the site and filled out the questionnaire. Just a warning - I don't know how much spam this little entertainment is going to cost me. I don't know if it's tied to viruses or porn. I don't endorse this site in any way except to say it's great fun. You have to give them an email address and then they send you a link to your results. I recommend setting up a free, fake email without any personal information tied to it. I've had one for years and enter it every time a site asks for an email. I just checked it and I had 578 messages - all spam.

So anyway, I'm worth $1.9M. I'm worth more than the average female. I was walking around all proud and shit. But then I had Jase take it. Bastard.

He's worth: $2,250,370.00.

Dude, it's because he's a man. The white man gets all the breaks and we women are continually bumping our pretty heads on the glass ceiling. That sucks. Or does it????

This means, if something unfortunate was to happen to my beloved Jase, I could collect $2,250,370.00 in my Loss of Consortium case. Hmmmmmm........

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Boo escaped from Dogster!!! All dogs who were posted between mid February and early March broke free and ran for the hills. I have to create another one. This means all his buddies are GONE. He worked so hard to get popular. I will post the link after I put it up there again.

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I have a huge rant about health insurance and anti-depressants, but unfortunately (or fortunately for you guys) I have to walk this Boo creature. So wait with bated breath until tomorrow. All I'll say is, Canada is looking better than ever. If Bush gets re-selected, it's a no-brainer.

xoxo A.



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